Fuck Yeah Caitlin Moran

‘No one would believe you’re a lesbian,’ Vicky sighs. ‘You’d make a terrible lesbian.’

‘I wouldn’t!’ I say indignantly. This offends my can-do nature.

Caitlin Moran, How to Be a Woman (via adesideratum)

… ‘If I wanted, I could be a great lesbian!’

‘No you couldn’t,’ Vicky says. ‘You’re offensively heterosexual. You fancy Father Christmas. By no stretch of the imagination could Father Christmas be construed to have Sapphic androgyny. He wears Wellington boots indoors.’

(via allergic-to-fingers)

Best. Thing. Ever.