Fuck Yeah Caitlin Moran
*flails arms excitedly* SHE’S WRITING A NEW BOOK

*flails arms excitedly* SHE’S WRITING A NEW BOOK

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Whoa whoa WHOA

So this happened:

Kate Moss reading How to be a Woman. (from Hemmo’s Pinterest.)

Caitlin in the New York Times

Congratulations, you’re a Feminist!

Caitlin Talks about her book being published in the US, and how she and Caz will wear Ghostbuster jumpsuits an boots to the Oscars (if and when they win for How To Be A Woman).

The Finnish edition of How To Be A Woman has a rather skewed blurb (this is translated straight from the blurb on the pre-order page, here). Apparently Caitlin needs to “nag” and they’ve translated “rant” as… “sermon”. And I don’t know if the translator even knows what Botox is used for. As for the convoluted “her personal history transforms into common injustices” bit, it’s exactly that confusing in Finnish. It looks like they gave the translation job to someone who doesn’t speak great English or great Finnish, for that matter (we usually tend to have pretty skilled translators, so it stands out all the more). I can’t help but think the translator and/or the publisher absolutely hated the book and feminists in general…

The Finnish edition of How To Be A Woman has a rather skewed blurb (this is translated straight from the blurb on the pre-order page, here). Apparently Caitlin needs to “nag” and they’ve translated “rant” as… “sermon”. And I don’t know if the translator even knows what Botox is used for. As for the convoluted “her personal history transforms into common injustices” bit, it’s exactly that confusing in Finnish. It looks like they gave the translation job to someone who doesn’t speak great English or great Finnish, for that matter (we usually tend to have pretty skilled translators, so it stands out all the more). I can’t help but think the translator and/or the publisher absolutely hated the book and feminists in general…

Tom Jones appeared at the back of the stage, and gave out a primal bellow — in the manner of Godzilla when he sights Tokyo for the first time and begins the stomping. It was a noise that appeared to have started before the beginning of time and would go on to outlive everything there is to come — including background radiation, and Duran Duran. For when Jones sings, it is not, technically, singing at all, but a primal energy ray from deep within his gonads, expressing his wish to have sex with every woman on the Earth. It is a sound meant to make all other men on this planet hide in cupboards — their testicles withdrawn inside them, from fear — while their womenfolk take off their clothes and run towards Jones, shouting, “I’m ready!”
Caitlin on the Voice.
Why Caitlin Moran and Grace Dent are never on panel shows… but should be.

tellyfeminista:

A Twitter row kicked off recently between whoever it is that mans (deliberate choice of word) the Mock the Week feed, and a number of people who are sick of the lack of women on TV panel shows.
However, it was interesting to hear Caitlin Moran and Grace Dent picking up the thread on Saturday evening at the Cheltenham Literary Festival. Their hour-long session involved the two very funny women, and a female chairperson, debating around the topic of Twitter and pop culture. The session was fantastically entertaining… and also bizarrely unusual because it was a female-only panel.
During the Q&A, a woman in the audience suggested Moran and Dent should turn this into a TV show as it was so funny, and people would love it. A whoop of agreement went up from the sold-out crowd. And of course, the woman who asked this question was right – this would make brilliant TV. However, both Moran and Dent just laughed wryly, and said they’d never be allowed to talk in such a candid way on TV… because women never are.
This led to Moran saying she turns down appearances on shows such as Have I Got News For You if they ask, because she knows she will be on as the token female guest, that she will rarely be allowed to speak, and when she is allowed to speak – it will be edited out before screening in order to “save her from herself”, with the result that the only clips of her actually shown would be her politely tittering at a man’s jokes. The implication, said Moran, is that women don’t get politics and can’t understand political humour. So she doesn’t bother anymore. Dent agreed.
Jo Brand has also said she won’t go on Mock The Week anymore as she was sick of not being allowed to speak. And Brand’s not the only one to publicly complain about this. Mariella Frostrup, Victoria Wood, Rhona Cameron… these are just a handful of the intelligent and witty women to speak to the press about this problem in the past few years. But still nothing is being done. While women are not being heard on panel shows, the female audiences are turning off in droves – bored to tears by hearing the likes of Stephen Fry, Dara O’Briain and Russell Howard talk YET AGAIN about how pleased with themselves they are.
But back to Saturday, and Dent added that when she writes for some magazines and newspapers, her typically barbed style is generally toned down by the sub-editors, in what she perceives as a well-intentioned effort by the subs to “save me from myself”. Moran agreed that she sometimes experiences the same thing. When Dent wondered aloud if male writers would experience the same level of censorship in their writing, Moran quickly and loudly laughed and said “not a chance”.
But WHY are women so under-represented on TV and radio (let’s save cinema for another time)? Why?! It would be hilarious to see Moran and Dent afforded an hour-long TV show every week, where they could talk in the same articulate, intelligent and hilarious way as they did on Saturday night. If Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington can make a career out of podcasts and TV spin-offs of themselves rambling on about nothing in particular, why can’t women do the same? I dare say they’d be just as funny, but a lot less sexist and disablist than some of the unpleasant guff I’ve heard Gervais and Merchant say in their otherwise funny podcasts.
Earlier at Cheltenham, I heard Dent do a reading from her book How To Leave Twitter, and I was thrilled that she chose the section which highlights this very issue – the absence of intelligent women on TV, yet the wealth of identikit programmes with men looking like potatoes in jumpers.
Nobody seems to know what the solution is to making women more visible on panel shows, and allowing women an equal voice on TV and radio. And nobody can tell me why there is such a lack of women being given a voice – and by this, I do not mean women who are there only for what they look like, but women who actually have something interesting, amusing or relevant to say.
Women make up 52% of the population, but you wouldn’t know it by turning on your TV or radio. As a result, I rarely watch any TV these days as it seems so irrelevant to me, and so out of touch with the life that I live.

Submitted by youamatwart

Just thought you might like to know that I met Ms Moran yesterday! Queued behind her at Caffe Nero in Victoria Station. She was with her little ones and in a massive rush but I gushingly told her she was amazing and she thanked me, very kindly. I was shaking for about 10 minutes afterwards. 

Lovely, lovely woman!

Legit amazing story.