On the importance of breakfast. And sausage.
The kids are in the kitchen drawing pictures of a hated classmate with a sausage on her head. Feel grown-ups could learn from this.
If you ask the question, ‘Why do 21st-century women feel they have to remove their pubic hair?’ the answer is, ‘Because everyone does in porno.’ Hollywood waxing is now total industry standard. Watch any porn made after, say, 1988, and it’s all hairless down there: close-ups are like watching one of the Mitchell brothers, with no eyes, eating a very large, fidgety sausage.
Caitlin Moran - How To Be a Woman