Fuck Yeah Caitlin Moran
Tom Jones appeared at the back of the stage, and gave out a primal bellow — in the manner of Godzilla when he sights Tokyo for the first time and begins the stomping. It was a noise that appeared to have started before the beginning of time and would go on to outlive everything there is to come — including background radiation, and Duran Duran. For when Jones sings, it is not, technically, singing at all, but a primal energy ray from deep within his gonads, expressing his wish to have sex with every woman on the Earth. It is a sound meant to make all other men on this planet hide in cupboards — their testicles withdrawn inside them, from fear — while their womenfolk take off their clothes and run towards Jones, shouting, “I’m ready!”
Caitlin on the Voice.