Fuck Yeah Caitlin Moran

More vag-chat! More vag-chat for the 3.3 billion people who have them and feel a bit embarrassed about them, worry about them, try to keep them secret, and see them as their weakness or regard them with fear. The world can only be made a better—and, let’s face it, frequently more amusing—place if women openly discuss their “secret handbags.

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—	Caitlin Moran (via mourningteahouse)

Tim Minchin interviews Caitlin Moran on Chain Reaction, tonight at 6.30. BBC Radio 4.

Comedian and musician Tim Minchin is not well but still has a great time putting the world to rights in his attempt to interview journalist and author, Caitlin Moran, despite having no questions and no voice.

10 Questions for Caitlin Moran »

Your day job is writing for a newspaper. Didn’t you once end up at a sex club with Lady Gaga?

Yes. This was at the time the rumor was going round that she was secretly a man. I saw her vagina when she was on the toilet. I quickly checked, as a journalist would, and I was able to break that news in the Times of London, one of the oldest and most respectable newspapers in the world.

We’ve been talking for only a minute, and you’ve already brought up vaginas. There was recently a bit of controversy in the U.S….

….and then Time Magazine cuts off what looks like a promising, vagina-filled interview and demands a subscription.

Caitlin Moran talks Gaga and vaginas.

Situation normal.

Leave your vagina alone; take the money you save from waxing it and go and buy some nice cheese or a hat.

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—	Caitlin Morgan From this interview! (via blinddeadmcjones)

How to use Twitter.

I can’t believe we’ve got to a point where it’s basically costing us money to have a fanny. They’re making us pay for maintenance and upkeep of our lulus, like they’re a communal garden. It’s a stealth tax. Fanny VAT. This is money we should be spending on THE ELECTRICITY BILL and CHEESE and BERETS. Instead, we’re wasting it on making our Chihuahuas look like a skanky Lidl chicken breast. God DAMN you, mores-of-pornography-that-have-made-it-into-my-pants. GOD DAMN YOU.

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—	How To Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran (via honey-monsoon)

Jon Ronson and vaginas. Of course.