Fuck Yeah Caitlin Moran
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sketchyfletch:

“Names I like [for my vagina]

- Minge: Sounds a bit like a slightly put-upon cat. Sometimes mine feels like that.

- Flaps: Amusing.

- Foof: Pampered, slightly ridiculous French poodle.

- The Sarlaac Pit: …not least because, however much it wants Han Solo inside it, it never quite gets him.”

-Caitlin Moran, ‘How To Be A Woman’, aka one of my heroes. For many reasons. 

On Twitter yesterday she used “Upstairs Downstairs”, which I plan to adopt. The all-time best is surely “John Lewis”.