I spose, as I am now in Q Magazine, I will be going out and buying a copy of it tomorrow, so if no-one has it already (I couldn’t find it in a quick Google) then I’ll post some blurry photos tomorrow.
I’M GLAD YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE THIS IS NOT CREEPY. Seriously, I’m glad people like it. Warms my cockles…
Shit, are you kidding me?? I think I just felt my heartbeat in my teeth.
EDIT: I mean, er, thanks for letting me know, gentle reader.
I obviously cannot endorse the finding of free Moran through illegal means, HOWEVER, if you buy the audiobook from Audible through Amazon by signing up for their free trial, you get one free download. I used mine to get How to Be a Woman and then cancelled the Audible account.
You too can work the system and stick it to The Man HERE!
Lines and greyness are nature’s way of telling you not to fuck with someone - the equivalent of the yellow and black banding on a wasp, or the markings on the back of a black widow spider. Lines are your weapons against idiots. Lines are your ‘KEEP AWAY FROM THE WISE INTOLERANT WOMAN’ sign.
When I get ‘old’ (59 - I reckon 59 is old) I personally intend to bomb around town with white hair fully two foot wide, looking like one of the Wild Women of Wonga, SHOUTING about how I can feel my cells dying, and ordering doubles to help me forget it. I’m not going to spend £50,000 on dying my hair, pumping up my tits, resurfacing my face and pretending I’m a dewy virgin shepherdess, off to seek my first tumble at the bridal fair.” —Caitlin Moran, How to Be A Woman (via uppity-minx)